A review of Someday Everything Will All Make Sense by Carol LaHines

Reviewed by Mari Carlson

Someday Everything Will All Make Sense
by Carol LaHines
Adelaide Books
Feb 4 2019, ISBN: 97819499180916, Paperback, 220pages, $19.60

Set in New York city, Carol LaHines’ debut novel, Someday Everything Will All Make Sense, combines early music, Chinese food, litigation, and love in a hilarious defense of individuality.

Already melancholic, Luther van der Loon is descending to an all time low. After his mother dies choking on a wonton, Luther’s protracted grieving threatens to end what could have been an engagement to his longtime girlfriend, Cecilia, had he ever proposed. But, as in his relationship, he’s also resigned in his work as a professor of musicology at New York State University. Ousted from the music building, he’s relegated to teaching out of a foul smelling science building, site of regular animal rights’ protests. The early music symposium he organizes every year is just about to get smaller. And he’s so afraid of choking himself, he only eats toast and jam. Can suing the restaurant from which he got the fatal wonton soup bring Mother back? What will help Luther move on from her death?

Voices of reason highlight Luther’s foibles. Cecilia offers therapeutic counsel and discourages using the legal system to absolve Luther’s guilt. (His case is built on legalese and loopholes, not justice). His colleague argues for even tempered scales (universally accepted) over Luther’s outdated loyalty to the pure intervals of scales Pythagoras divined. While Luther loses these battles, he wins hearts.

Luther’s irrationality makes him both laughable and loveable. His early music obsession, laced throughout the narrative like a sticky cobweb that won’t go away, offers metaphors for love and loss. He feels his mother’s memory like an overtone ringing after a note sounds. He and Cecilia “vibrate sympathetically” with each other, like tones in a chord. Luther’s healing comes in the company of his zany early music friends and their romp through neighborhood bars.

As a backdrop, New York is portrayed not as a place to get lost, but to be found. In its ethnic bars and restaurants, he lets loose to enjoy himself and his mates in all their absurd glory, chanting medieval plainsong over heavy metal playing on the sound system. LaHines’ Someday Everything Will Make Sense is a comedy celebrating transformation that happens in its own due course.

About the reviewer: Mari Carlson is a violinist and writer living in Eau Claire, WI. When not reading and reviewing, she is likely teaching or practicing violin. She is an active member of area chamber orchestras and folk ensembles.